I found this picture. After I spent an embarrassing amount of time babbling and drooling, I knew I had to post it here. I'm sure you've probably all seen it before, but this level of pretty bears repeating.
Who said she was looking for a picture of Nicholas Brendon's character Kevin Lynch in Garcia's apartment wearing only a towel. Screencaps from oracleofquantico.net.
Here's Nicholas Brendon as geeky stud-muffin Kevin Lynch on Criminal Minds. His shirt is especially hideous, but that just gives us an excuse to rip his clothes off. ;-) In my mind, this is really Xander after he was put into the witness protection program. Internet cookies to anyone that wants to write that plot bunny.